If you’d like to win this size 16 JAG dress, worth $130, read on :)

When I was approached to buy myself something pretty from the new Westfield online shopping experience, I jumped at the chance to try fitting my size 16/18 boobs, bum and thighs into the ladies dresses on offer.

I chose a pretty, practical and appropriately-styled-for-my-shape-and-size JAG 100% rayon printed drape number that I had hopes of wearing to work.

As lovely as the dress is, it’s not destined to live in my wardrobe — the size of my arse is just too much for the  Westfield online shopping experience.

But I want you to have it… if you are what JAG consider to be a size 16 :)

I’ve been doing my homework on giveaways (a.k.a. asking everyone on Twitter) and whatnot and it turns out that I have to set this up as a game of skill to make this a non-illegal, avoid-getting-in-trouble-from-the-man event.

So, to be in the running to win the pretty (click here for the info on the dress), tell me your best joke in the comments section below. (That’s a skill, right?)

The joker that makes me laugh the most, wins :)

This is my firstest ever giveaway, so be part of history… /sarcasm

P.S. Australian residents only; sorry to my 5 international readers x

P.P.S. The  Westfield online shopping experienceâ„¢ is actually pretty good as far as online fashion shopping goes, well worth a look

A list of thing that I should probably mention again, because I’ve never done this kind of thing before and I just want to be sure:

  • The prize is a size 16 JAG dress (i.e. this one)
  • Enter by posting your best joke in the comment section, below
  • The joke that gets the biggest laugh from me is the winner
  • I’ll post the dress to the winner, so there might be an extra surprise in the satchel
  • Entry is open to Australian residents only
  • I’ll pick a winner on Wednesday 1 June 2011 (a.k.a. my birthday)

GOOD LUCK!

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9 thoughts on “Wanna win a JAG dress worth $129.95rrp?

  1. Q. What has 6 legs, 3 tails and a trunk?

    A. An elephant with spare parts.

    (that’s Mr 10s favourite joke at present!)

    Posted on 24 May 2011 at 9:53 pm
    1. lol! he’s got a good sense of humour :)

      Posted on 24 May 2011 at 10:00 pm
  2. Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
    A. Run up a tree and act like a nut.

    Posted on 24 May 2011 at 11:05 pm
    1. ha! sounds like my family motto!
      Thanks for entering Lorraine :)

      Posted on 24 May 2011 at 11:19 pm
  3. (not entering :P)

    But my joke is, that you thought if it didn’t fit you..it might fit me…HAHAHA

    Posted on 25 May 2011 at 12:09 pm
    1. i’m taking that as an entry, just to shit you ;)

      Posted on 28 May 2011 at 10:09 pm
  4. Hi! I’m a lurker coming out of the woodwork for a give away!

    My favourite joke comes courtesy of My Name is Earl:

    A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel sticking out of his pants.

    The bartender says, “Hey, you have a ship’s wheel sticking out of your pants.”

    Pirate Replies “Arrrrrrrgh , I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

    Posted on 28 May 2011 at 9:30 pm
    1. Oh I love me a good testicle joke! Thanks for delurking T-zee, now I know you’re out there :))

      Posted on 28 May 2011 at 10:10 pm
  5. Omg. I would fit into this dress.. but but.. I’m not funny! Not on purpose anyway! But but.. um, thinks of a Dad joke. I’m blank! Something funny! Um, people falling over? How about the person that trips over but tries to pretend they didn’t? Hm.. I don’t have a cat’s dander chance in kitty heaven of winning but just wanted to comment and say oooh pretty. :)

    Posted on 30 May 2011 at 11:00 pm