If you’d like to win this size 16 JAG dress, worth $130, read on :)
When I was approached to buy myself something pretty from the new Westfield online shopping experience, I jumped at the chance to try fitting my size 16/18 boobs, bum and thighs into the ladies dresses on offer.
I chose a pretty, practical and appropriately-styled-for-my-shape-and-size JAG 100% rayon printed drape number that I had hopes of wearing to work.
As lovely as the dress is, it’s not destined to live in my wardrobe — the size of my arse is just too much for the Westfield online shopping experience.
But I want you to have it… if you are what JAG consider to be a size 16 :)
I’ve been doing my homework on giveaways (a.k.a. asking everyone on Twitter) and whatnot and it turns out that I have to set this up as a game of skill to make this a non-illegal, avoid-getting-in-trouble-from-the-man event.
So, to be in the running to win the pretty (click here for the info on the dress), tell me your best joke in the comments section below. (That’s a skill, right?)
The joker that makes me laugh the most, wins :)
This is my firstest ever giveaway, so be part of history… /sarcasm
P.S. Australian residents only; sorry to my 5 international readers x
P.P.S. The Westfield online shopping experienceâ„¢ is actually pretty good as far as online fashion shopping goes, well worth a look
A list of thing that I should probably mention again, because I’ve never done this kind of thing before and I just want to be sure:
- The prize is a size 16 JAG dress (i.e. this one)
- Enter by posting your best joke in the comment section, below
- The joke that gets the biggest laugh from me is the winner
- I’ll post the dress to the winner, so there might be an extra surprise in the satchel
- Entry is open to Australian residents only
- I’ll pick a winner on Wednesday 1 June 2011 (a.k.a. my birthday)