With the usual ejaculation of NYE SMSs, I got only 2 from complete strangers (okay, maybe 1 was from someone who I’ve deleted from my contact list for a very good reason).
The most interesting one was
Best drunken ‘drop pants/pass out’ ever. Happy new year!.
I am so tempted to reply and inform this Lindsay that I have know idea who he/she is and that s/he should probably check phone numbers before wildly sending SMSs with such content while on alcohol, drugs, oxygen, etc.
I wonder if Lindsay is hot? Is Lindsay the one who dropped the pants and passed out? Maybe I really do need to reply?