My stars aren’t usually so positive. M’thinks Jonno Cainer won the lottery or something:

We are all created equal. Or so they tell us. Actually, there are Geminis – and then there are other members of the human race. The rest of us could never quite measure up to the likes of you. You have that little extra special something. It is easy to admire and impossible to emulate. Many have tried but none has managed to manifest that tremendous Gemini magic. At its best, it is irresistible. Witty, incisive and intelligent – capable of attracting positive things and people. It is at its best now.

Bow before my tremendousness.

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