Me, about a week ago: Let’s not get wedding rings!
Me: You could get me an iPhone instead…
Dan: *gives me one of those looks*
Dan, a few days ago: We could get tattoos instead of wedding rings…
Me: *suddenly remembers the pain of getting a tattoo*
Me, this morning while I’m cleaning my teeth: I want a wedding ring! I want a diamond!
Dan, in the shower: That is the complete opposite of what you said last week! *shakes his head and pulls his hair out*
It’s so much fun being female and indecisive between wanting something sparkly and wanting to buck society’s traditions. FUN FUN FUN!