While we were getting in the car tonight:
me: what out for my new JAG handbag, it’s leather!
Dan: [sniffs bag] no it’s not!
me: it so is! it’s JAG!
Dan: well, it’s not leather!
me: but it’s worth $100, so it has to be leather!
Dan: then I should have been at the shop with you and told you it’s not leather and saved you all that money!
me: BUT! Find the tag in the bag, it’ll say it’s leather
Dan: [checks tag] vinyl.
me: … shit!
Still, I like my new bag, even if it isn’t leather.