Me: You can tell that Sam and Dean haven’t had botox – look at all that eyebrow movement!
Dan: Um, we’re older than them, they don’t need botox yet!
Me: No way are we older
Dan: [checking Wikipedia] Okay, Ackles is one month younger than me, two months older than you.
Me: Wait, so Ackles is 31, too?
Dan: [nods] (I’m sure he knew where this was going…)
Me: Woo hoo! I’m in with a chance! I’m off to the States to hook up with Teh Ackles!
I mean, really:
Can’t talk, perving.