I’ve just twigged that I’m going camping next month. For the first time in my short, thirty-two-and-a-half years.
We’re going to a wedding, of sorts (long story). And I assumed that we’d just skip the camping part and just enjoy the outdoors during the celebration and then the comforts of a Best Western for the night.
But apparently not.
Sure, it’s only for one night. Sure, there’s a chance that there will be some human comforts available to us (most importantly, a toilet). Sure, I can take a metric tonne of Aeroguard with me.
(Aeroguard may want to consider sponsoring my trip, given my fear of bugs, creepy-crawlies, etc)
Sure, we’re going to have a lovely time in one of NSW’s finest winery areas. Sure, there will be food and booze and all the trimmings. Sure, we may sing Kumbaya and make s’mores around the campfire.
But, it’s camping.
And I’m terrified.
Got any tips/advice for me?